Archive - Apollo's Lyre

Happy No Kings Day!

Don't be a square: get with the Tiananmenvy.

22 hrs ago •

MAGAts in the White House.

(Six Months Hence, Probably)

Jun 6 •

February 2025

How the NFL Can Save America

#Quickie #SuperBowl #DrakesFuneral

Feb 15 •

January 2025

Saved by the Devil

Trump takes office. Surely he will destroy the world. But what if, God forbid, he saves it instead?

Jan 21 •

November 2024

August 2024

A Heartfelt Conversation with Artificial Intelligence

Waiting for Go.Dot.Com

Aug 19, 2024 •

July 2024

Make Olympics Greek Again!

#Quickie #MOGA #HelleneMuscleMass

Jul 30, 2024 •

Weekly Roundup! Volume 5 (7/19/24)

A menagerie of noteworthy Notes: Celebrity Edition!

Jul 19, 2024 •

Episode 1: If you come at the king, you best not miss.

Listen now | The attempted Trump assassination ultra-fails; the legacy media races to fail even harder.

Jul 14, 2024 •

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Amel Figueroa Sanchez

1:45:40

Joey’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

A couple reminders. Also, I may be wrong.

Jul 12, 2024 •

Happy Pride Month!

"It posts the rainbow profile pic or else it gets the hose again."

Jul 1, 2024 •

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