MAGAts in the White House.
(Six Months Hence, Probably)
A poem originally published in the Aliased Sentinel
By Unchained Poet in Democrat, Leader, Mo.
Things at the White House Looking mighty curious, MAGAts running everywhere, Liberals furious MAGAts on the front porch. MAGAts on the gable, MAGAts in the dining room, MAGAts at the table. MAGAts in the sitting room Making all the talk, MAGAts in the ball room, Doing perp walk. MAGAts in the east room, Makes a mighty throng, MAGAts in the music room Singing a coup song. MAGAts in the hallway Taking off their caps, MAGAts in Pelosi’s room Taking MAGA craps. MAGAts in the store room Packing ‘way their plunder, MAGAts in the bed room Staring at Melania with wonder. Not a room in the White House Without MAGAt infestation, Baby in the nursery A MAGAt pupatin'. MAGAts on the stairway Unarmed but acting rioty, MAGAts back the blue while Cops kill ‘em unjustifiably. MAGAts in the front porch, MAGAts in the back. MAGAts come in pick-up trucks And MAGAts come in packs. On they go to Washington With a mighty rush, Forty thousand MAGAts Getting in the push. There is trouble in the White House More than you can tell; Yelling like wild men, MAGAts raising h—. I see a way to settle it Just as clear as water, Let Mr. Robert De Niro Marry Donnie’s daughter. Or, if she is too old of for Bob who seems to like ‘em young, Then let Miss Whoopi Goldberg Marry Donnie’s son. But everything is settled, Democracy is dead; MAGAts in the White House Liberals seeing red.
I generally enjoy reading your contributions to Substack; but is it necessary to use inventive and hurtful language when posting. I had to look up the definition of MAGAts on the internet and this is what I found: "A MAGAt is a brain-dead admirer of Donald Trump & his slogan, Make America Great Again. In dealing with MAGAts, it’s best to understand how they are formed. A large number of them have overdosed on right-wing propaganda spewed out by Trump, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones and other right-wing maggots.
Most MAGAts are unshakably attached to Trump’s hateful and ignorant ideology due to their diet of disinformation, propaganda and bigotry. It is unlikely that you can say anything in a short or long conversation that could overcome the flood of bullshit that MAGAts have consumed over a long period of time."
While it is beyond disappointing to see ICE focusing on illegals in meat packing plants and at Home Depot, it is impossible to compare the Biden administration with Trump's. Biden sacrificed our troops and allies in Afghanistan and that moron belonged in a nursing home. As we all know, his trainers arranged an invasion of illegal aliens to settle throughout the USA just as American troops are stationed around the world. I expect a huge riot and a massive military reaction to it on Flag Day.
Focus on reality and drop the silly poems
These two lines are gold:
Baby in the nursery
A MAGAt pupatin'.