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Charlotte Pendragon's avatar

😆😆😆

Why confront the banality of daily life when you can simply dive into a fanfic where you’re the heroic protagonist fighting for freedom?

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Apollo's Lyre's avatar

Exactly! "Recall! Recall! Recall!" :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJEllFk3Hqw

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Charlotte Pendragon's avatar

"See you at the party Ricta." 😃

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

If we're still coming up with various King days, Don King Day could be fun if everyone promises to wear their hair upright like a Treasure Troll. Wearing it upright like Berthold from Baron Munchausen works too. And bonus points if anyone shows up all hived out like Marge or Kate Pierson. If you get any Coneheads to show up, that's the jackpot - we'll play ring toss with king bundt cakes. I'm kind of stoked.

This totally feels like a Stefon sketch. 🤣🤣🤣

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Apollo's Lyre's avatar

That would be AWESOME! I'm already psyched for next years party now :D Imma stock up on bundt cakes, pretty sure they don't go bad.

Also, we could add in a plain ol' King Day, like from Tekken, and we could all wear jaguar masks and do luchador moves.

https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp3788969.jpg

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL!! Bundts are forever!! And I'm totally down with the luchadors. Especially StrongBad. Soooooo good!!!!!

https://media.tenor.com/vAtngcxyHZIAAAAC/homestar-homestar-runner.gif

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leithian's avatar

All of it. Make it so.

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Apollo's Lyre's avatar

That reminds me! Have you two ever heard this Picard classic from the Golden Age of the Internet? My friends and I have listened to--and quoted this--so many times it's embarrassing, yet it somehow always makes me laugh despite how stupid it is haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCbZfXW223E

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Charles Clemens's avatar

As we celebrate Juneteenth with chitlins, fried chicken, boiled greens, and malt liquor, we grieve because there is still no Rodney King day in America.

Let's face it: the world is being led into the pit of perversion, violence, and evil. And it is led by the CIA.

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Apollo's Lyre's avatar

Great point! Where is my Rodney King Day!? Sadly, I think we both know the last thing the CIA wants is for all of us to “just get along.”

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