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I thought about you when I saw he dropped out and was hoping that you'd write something about it. Good thing we didn't get into charcuterie coin. Hot diggity dog he sure was good for a funny. Maybe he'll get a board seat with Oscar Meyer ohhh maybe he'll get into brats and Jimmy Dean will hook him up, although Ballpark is more in line with him being a baseball fan and he can get free hot dogs if he gets a Costanza like gig with the Yankees. I'm hoping he gets into MLB as hot dog sales during the 7th inning stretch will increase.🤣🤣 Its been a fun run with Christie.

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Haha! I had to "weigh in" on this breaking news! Thank you for all of your great contributions to this campaign. If he can't get the free hot diggity dogs, then I think he at least has an Ozempic commercial or two in his future.

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Oh yeah. It'll be like Trim Spa with Anna Nicole Smith.

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I think we all relished the experience.

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The real treasure was the friends we made along the way. And all those hot dogs Christie ate.

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Now do Nikki

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YES! I was just thinking that! I almost (*almost*) feel bad for ripping on Christie so much and not spending more time on Neocon Nikki or Oatmeal Brains Biden, but Christie was low hanging hot dogs haha. When inspiration strikes, you have to... be... struck? I don't really how that idiom works :/

And I honestly didn't believe anyone would actually support Haley and underestimated the Uniparty's push for her, so shame on me. I really want to finish up a bunch of longer articles, but I may try show Nikki some love. One example, I just realized how much she looks like a long-haired Gargamel: https://theslingsandarrows.com/the-smurfs-gargamel-and-the-smurfs/

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Thank you inspiration, may I have another?

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Well, Christie has exited the debate stage. The stage is reportedly breathing a sigh of relief.

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Haha! When Shakespeare said "All the world's a stage" he wasn't kidding 'cause Christie is so big it was literally true!

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The Globe Theater was aptly named.

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LOL

Perfect! Man, you are on fire here haha well played

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Best Presidential campaign of 2024 thus far.

It'll be hard to top.

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No matter how many times you read this truth bomb, it still brings major hilarity.

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Chris Christie comedy is eternal!

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If I were not so blindly enamored with and insanely devoted to the love of Chris Christie(may his hotdogs of love rain down on us forever), I might suspect this article of making light of this tragic setback in his life. But I know that cannot be as none dare besmirch The Christie!

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